I accidentally burped into my bong.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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