This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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