I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
