Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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