Do you still have your period?
Barsexuality is the new black.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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