Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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