I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sometimes, itβs important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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