how can u be prego again
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
A+ Viking dick
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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