I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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