is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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