Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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