I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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