Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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