His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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