Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So much Jack, so little girl.
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i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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