what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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