Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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