dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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