the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
As shirtless as possible
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
