By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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