Whod you bang
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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