can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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