So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
