Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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