I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How external is "for external use only"?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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