Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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