Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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