i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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