It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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