Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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