people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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