redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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