I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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