He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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