In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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