This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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