belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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