cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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