I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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