Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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