I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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