you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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