i permit you to call me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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