worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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