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you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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