She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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