We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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