i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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