All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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