She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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