i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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