I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i will never coherently bang her
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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