Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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