I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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