i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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